Is it Santa's fault that you do not get what you want for Christmas?

Have you written a wish list to Santa Claus? Have you been kind   for a whole year? Have you eaten porridge every day? Have you done everything that they required that you would get that Christmas gift? So, why do not you got it ?
Whose fault is it?

Cunning hare

Cunning hare

The hunters know much about the animals they hunt, but how much do the animals know about the hunters

Black cat cross the road

Cats bad luck

Do not forget to spit three times when you see a black cat cross the road. It's bad luck if a black cat cross the road. But the cats, can they also get bad luck?

Icarus fly to close the sun

Burnt feathers

Everyone wants to travel and discover the world, to do something that nobody else has done. Some succeed, some do a proper belly flop.................

Selfie from Paris

Selfie

Photos from a trip, how do they look like. Not like the old days. It is better to google images from the site and take pictures of what you like best......#selfie #cartoons #cats

On the moon

Who was first on the moon? Was it Armstrong? Of course it was, or have anybody changed the space history

Golf a future sport

Golfplayers future

Golf is a future sport.  A good exercise for the future. Not for health reasons, but for completely different reasons.............just  change to another cart

Flower bed

Not in my flower bed

A newly planted flower bed is nice to look at, but there are others who like it too, but for completely different reasons ........

#Angry birds, Easter tradition?

Angry birds

Now You know what #Angry bird is. Okay, I know it's not Easter now. But when it's Easter, it's a tough time for birds. A Swedish tradition is to hang feathers in Easter twigs. Would you like to hang out in an Easter twigs, or parts of you.... wouldn't believe it ......and the birds don't like it either

Moose hunting

Threatening

The moose hunt is on, and the king of the forest begins to tire of the peace is disturbed in the woods. There is only one thing to do ......... threatening

Low cost flight

Everyone wants to fly low price nowadays. (Ryanair) . But often just hand luggage in the price.
It can create problems, so all may not be able to follow ...

Barbeque in the jungle

Barbeque in the jungle

 Krejsen and Mojjen has this story, according to them the true story.......
that they would have been looking for dr.Livingstone 
A completely different story than I read in school.

#Humanrights in Russia

Demonstrate

It is never wrong to demonstrate for human rights. Although it is not completely risk free in some countries

Complicated sex

Don't be complicated

It is said that moose cows just want big gaudy bull moose. But sometimes maybe the cows get bored. And then choose an easier option ...........

Sex club in Copenhagen

another kind of culture

Is there a culture to look at in Copenhagen. They found some, but the most visited must surely be the best culture in Copenhagen ...... it was certainly something new for them ........

Beginner class

School start

Schools have started again after the summer holidays, not just for the kids. The dogs begin hunting school for the autumn hunt. I wonder: Could even dogs have ADHD ......

New #neighbor

Sunday morning, and you want to sleep a little longer. Then something starts outside and you wake up and become irritated. What kind of an idiot ............but.....
sometimes you may change your mind

#Elvis , the #King

Why choose the president of the United States when they have a King.
Elvis, was he the King of Rock n Roll or was he President of Rock n Roll?

Texas, ku klux klan

Barbeque

Today they visit Texas. Some people in white clothes is visible on a hill. And it's also a fire. But it is the Ku Klux Klan they see ......... or is it something completely different. #barbeque #cartoons 

#Minnesota ,The Swedes Land

Minnesota, "the Swedes Land" in the United States, it said. But is it true, Krejsen and Mojjen tested and the result was positive, ie no doubt anymore.

#Instagram , smoke signals, likes

Hur många likes ?

Instagram and text messaging an old communication ways. Even before the phone was sent wireless information, smoke signals. Even "likes" sometimes.

#cartoons

#Dog food

Today they got to meet the people who lived first in USA. It was exciting to meet the indigenous people, the Indians. Mojjen thought it was the nicest people he has met. But why is it more dogs, than the Indians here in USA wonder Mojjen

No #problem with #Greyhound Bus

Only for dogs

#Continued ... They did not become rich by digging gold. So they traveled on. They had heard that a good way to travel in the United States is #Greyhound Bus. It should be trouble free ..... or

Dig for #gold in #Klondike

Easy to be rich?

How easy is it to get rich in America. They've heard about the gold rush. But perhaps the time is over And they came too late.
It's a hard country to live in
Now they are taking the bus to another location ............ we'll see tomorrow

#Bigger in USA

Everything is big here

Krejsen and Mojjen is on holiday in the USA. They look at America's history. And what about the American people? And is USA difference against Sweden, or is it same,same,same. Everything is bigger, but otherwise it's the same ............. next day, they try their luck to get rich

Dog learn: go heel

Dog go heal

Is it difficult to teach the dog. It depends on what it should learn. There are many ways to teach dogs. Krejsens and Mojjens neighbor teaches his dog. Maybe not the best way but it works ...............

#Stockholm #Pride #Festival

Moose pride

Stockholm Pride Festival
Bigger every year, rainbow, more people in the parade, more people will watch it. Could it be better?
Yes, that it will spread far outside Stockholm, which it has now done. According to recent data, there has been spread far into the forest .....................

Restaurant visits

Time to go?

On vacation, you are tired of cooking, unless barbeque. People eat at a Restaurant. But then it's something you absolutely do not want to hear ..............

Blackmail or negotiation




Cats blackmail

Who decides in your home? If you have a cat then you know the answer. The cat says it is negotiation, you say it's blackmail

If you want to read comic strips in Swedisch, go to
 http://blogg.passagen.se/krejsens 
120 st. strips in swedisch

#Viagra,#dating,#new girlfriend

Sleep well

Can you trust your pet. Perhaps, .....
but only if you have dealt with it well.
 If you destroy their sexlife they destroy yours..........
They can get revenge when you least expect it, and then it can go really bad.................really bad.

Lets dance

Nice try

Why are some species dying out. Is it because of humans. Or is it the species itself,  that contributes to it. Some species are trying desperately to multiply, with new temptations but gets misunderstood and ridiculed

Mosquitos buzz

Mosquitos warning
Sometimes it's good to shut up, at least if you're a mosquito. In their world, it is not "that which is heard most is the one that get the best".  in their world, it's 'shut up and live longer'

#White flag

Color blind

In war and conflict you can always hoist the white flag and give up. It is always respected. So if you do not have a chance to escape, hoist the white flag.
Is it the same in the animal world?........

#Tattoo , on the beach

Tattoo , for everyone

On the #beach. In the past, when you were sunbathing on the beach, people read newspapers frequently. Nowadays you do not need newspaper on the beach. Now you can read on people's bodies instead. Everything from portraits to figures tattooed. But is it the same shit as newspaper?

#Mosquito sucks blood



Tanked mosquito

If you have celebrated Swedish midsummer, you know what I write about. What is Swedish midsummer? It is when its brightest in this darkness land.
And you'll be eating food outdoors between rain showers .First eat herring and snaps, then salmon and snaps, grilled and snaps, strawberries and cream and snaps, coffee and snaps, and when the food is finished ..... snaps.
So if you're a mosquito, stay away from the Swedish blood ....... at least in midsummer

#Shotgun, Ten pointers




Nice Shoot

What is needed to succeed in the hunt? A good dog that can track down a hare. Patience, waiting until the hare comes within shooting distance. But the key is that the shotgun is set correctly ........

#Cat flap



New size
Is your cat too fat? How shall your cat lose weight ? Are there other ways to do than giving it less food?
The answer is Yes, but the cat don't like it................

Dental fault





Late hunting
Going to the dentist, many find unpleasant. Can dogs also be concerned about the dentist? Hunting dogs can sometimes feel uncomfortable that their master has been to the dentist before the hunt ....

#Cat escape

Hungry cat

It is said that cats are independent. You can no control over them.
 But there is something that we have that cats not can resist .............. food ..............
they're like a boomerang ,they come back...........when they are hungry....

Serpent in #Paradise



Do not trust a snake

Can you trust a snake  Sure, he just lies there, and does no evil ... thought you.
Everyone has heard the story of the serpent in paradise with the apple and Eve. So, do not trust the snake ......... too bad that this guy has not heard that story.

#Mosquitobites

Waxed head

Summer and sun, what could be better? BBQ, cold beer and cocktails.
Barefoot in the grass, play ball and other games. This must be the best time, but ................................ it buzzes in the air, something that makes it not so nice anymore. which is also part of the summer ..............but they would of course also have a great summer.

Hunting dog ( dog in #love)

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#Female dog in heat

Hares fear of hunting dog is fully shared. They flee as soon as they see the dogs. However, there are moments that hares calmly can remain without fear ........ and that is when a dog drools and stares straight ahead and sees only one thing ..... namely a female dog.
"Just like the human World"?...................

#Golf clubs iron no.4

Golf clubs

If #golf is a dangerous sport? Not physically but mentally. Possibly you can stretch you, but the mood is probably more dangerous. No, golf is probably most dangerous for rabbits if they eat good grass at Green and you think they are sabotaging Green or you lose your temper for poor play

#Reincarnation or "cats nine lives"

Cats nine lives

#Reincarnation, (a cat's visit to india). After a visit to India, changed his whole life vision.                  " Hinduism", "Buddhism", and when he came back, he wanted to talk about his new faith. But the interest was low from Krejsen and Mojjen ......... because they had  another faith ...... for it is said that cats have nine lives ...........

#Swedish king #Karl XII history

Swedish history

Is a pant button dangeruos ? Ask Karl XII if you meet him.
#Swedish history about the king  Karl XII.( short version)
 The war against the Triple Alliance Denmark-Norway, Saxony-Poland and #Russia. Defeated almost all participants, except Russia.
In 1707, he led his forces in a campaign against Russia, but that ended in disaster with the defeats in #Poltava (Ukraine).
Many years later (1718) he was killed in another war in Norway, where he was hit by a bullet in the head (the myth says it was a button) .................. This is now confirmed by Mojjen and Krejsen (the cats).

#Moose territory



Moose territory

Sharing is easy in some situations, but you can quickly change your mind. 
 And if you been promised something, it is not always as good as you think

Brazil - Footboll -VM




#Jesus monument

#World Cup Football in Brazil. Where are #England and #Spain in the #World Cup. Shit same said the cats "Krejsen" and "Mojjen," we are not here for football, we are here for the sake of culture. And Mojjen have found something very interesting, but he doubts about the history.......

Cartoon, #Cat at the vet

#Healthy cat at any price

What makes you not for your pets well-being. For example, if the cat accidentally eat a rat that has eaten rat poison. You go to the vet, because you do want the cat to feel good at any price......or......

#Ten Commandments.Comic Strip

"The Sixth Commandment"

"Ten Commandments". Will you be punished by God if you do not follow the Commandments? Even if you are a cat? Maybe, if he's in a bad mood. But if you now are a cat with nine lives, you can at least break against the Commandments a few times

#Cats waiting for better days



#Dogweather

There are many different weather, #sunshine, #cloudy, #windy,# rainy, #hurricane. And we have #dog weather, what does that mean?  Even the cats wonder ........when they waiting for better weather.